"No- Brentwood is about 40 miles just to the North East. Why?"
" There are Tornado warnings for Brentwood and rural Contra Costa County! Stay inside!"
What! Tornados in California? I remember Mikey said they had tornado warnings in Arizona too!
What is going on!
California is the state of Drought, or Fire or Floods - and especially Earthquakes- we don't need no stinkin' Tornados!
I've always pictured God sitting up there in his celestial throne/weather room.
God- Well California is so beautiful I have to do something to keep some of the people from wanting to go there. Hmmmm... well I know! I'll set the place on fire every year!
Angel- That might help, but you can't burn the whole state down.
God- You are correct sir! Ok, then maybe I'll flood the areas that don't get fire, and even some of the areas that do. That ought to keep the population down a bit.
Angel- Well Sir, that is a fantastic idea, but you put all that GOLD in the mountains of California so flooding is just going to expose that treasure and bring more people.
God_ Oh, I just knew I shouldn't have put all that gold there. Sigh! Well then how about if I make the whole place shake, from stem to stern. NO place in California will be safe from an earthquake! Thaqt will keep the faint at heart away!
Angel- Excellent idea,Sir! But what about this nest of tornados you've created? What should we do with them?
God- Send them to Kansas- I haven't done much with that state,maybe it will liven things up down there!