Saturday, January 23, 2010

I don't believe it!

My Hubby called me on my cell today and said" Are you close to Brentwood?"
"No- Brentwood is about 40 miles just to the North East. Why?"
" There are Tornado warnings for Brentwood and rural Contra Costa County! Stay inside!"

What! Tornados in California? I remember Mikey said they had tornado warnings in Arizona too!
What is going on!
California is the state of Drought, or Fire or Floods - and especially Earthquakes- we don't need no stinkin' Tornados!

I've always pictured God sitting up there in his celestial throne/weather room.

God- Well California is so beautiful I have to do something to keep some of the people from wanting to go there. Hmmmm... well I know! I'll set the place on fire every year!

Angel- That might help, but you can't burn the whole state down.

God- You are correct sir! Ok, then maybe I'll flood the areas that don't get fire, and even some of the areas that do. That ought to keep the population down a bit.

Angel- Well Sir, that is a fantastic idea, but you put all that GOLD in the mountains of California so flooding is just going to expose that treasure and bring more people.

God_ Oh, I just knew I shouldn't have put all that gold there. Sigh! Well then how about if I make the whole place shake, from stem to stern. NO place in California will be safe from an earthquake! Thaqt will keep the faint at heart away!

Angel- Excellent idea,Sir! But what about this nest of tornados you've created? What should we do with them?

God- Send them to Kansas- I haven't done much with that state,maybe it will liven things up down there!


Mikey said...

Isn't that the craziest?! I was saying the same thing here, and pretty much sh*tting myself, looking for a funnel cloud, lol.
Be careful, cause apparently the weather is changing. Wouldn't that be nuts, if CA and AZ started getting more tornados than OK? Crrrraaazzzy.

Crystal Young said...

This made me laugh! Hope God decides to keep your little part of the world safe.

Building Life in AK said...

I bet that freaked you out! It took me a while to get used to them in OK. Quakes are nice in that they take you by surprise (I guess). Trippy to watch wall clouds and swirls coming your way....

Breathe said...


I don't know if it's global warming, El Nino, or creative prayers from the weather channel, but the weather has been so weird!

Tornado watches are an oxymoron to me - I won't be watching, I'll be under my mattress!

Stephanie said...

Very cute! :)

Kinda makes sense though huh?? Scary.